imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

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malakonia:

This could be us but you playin
imaginasi0n:

basedbruja:

imaginasi0n:

and here we have animal cruelty folks

how is this animal cruelty? it looks like they’re  trying to bite the leaf while someone playfully moves it? just like with a feather toy or something


AHAHAHAHAHA.
bakeddd:

frosted animal cracker confetti cake muddy buddies
click here for recipe
a-gentleman-thoughts:

A gentleman’s thoughts:
http://a-gentleman-thoughts.tumblr.com/

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staff:

mymanisaloser:

Welcome to my Dashboard Confessions

What you learned about John Stamos while deflowering him with Asks:
He doesn’t especially mind being called “Uncle Jesse.”
He has a crush on Don Rickles.
He has an outie. Ponder that, will you? 
He dares you to find him. 
He wonders if you are ovulating. 
Find out more about this hunk-and-a-half and his new movie by following mymanisaloser. 

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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awwww-cute:

Grumpy Cat

fiftyshadesthemovie:

The wait is over. Watch and share the trailer for #FiftyShades

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